Better Tents and Gardens

Camping doesn't mean you have to pretend you are homeless or uncivilized. Look at RVs these days. They have hot tubs and shit! If an RV isn't in the budget, then make your tent the envy of the state park. Extension cords powering a laptop is classy camping 101. How about an air mattress that doubles as a sofa? 

Throw some light up things outside for illumation

 and style points. Its 2012 people. Camp like it. 

It's not delivery..

Everyone loves pizza!(except maybe vegans) rather than settle for some generic, mass produced pie from a pizza chain, we made one to suit our tastes. And it was fugghin GOOD!

Get some fancy cheese, olives, artichokes, fresh basil, tomato and some quality mushrooms. Don't half-ass the quality of the ingredients. You're making an awesome artisan pizza, not some $5 'hot and ready' piece of shit

Spread some pesto on a pizza crust.

This pizza doesn't have sauce, but tomatoes instead. After the tomato layer, throw on the other veggie fixings.

Now cut up some spicy sausage instead of pepperoni. Now comes the fancy cheese.  

Bake it till it looks good.

Eat awesome pizza with a glass of wine then go on Facebook and smugly look down on people you are better than.

-Classy As Fuggh-